As millions of students across the U.S. return to the classes, schools and universities are struggling to establish consistent policies regarding the use of AI. The Onion examines the pros and cons of using artificial intelligence for schoolwork.
PRO
Only possible way to figure out when World War I ended
Curriculum can be customized to each child’s unique style of stupidity
Frees kids up for extra shifts at the plant
More neurological bandwidth for anxiety disorder
CON
Start associating screens with schoolwork instead of pornography
Could weaken development of important skimming and bullshitting skills
Nagging guilt it was actually AI that earned that C-
Copy-pasting assignments into ChatGPT still too much work
